Hot Water Bottles Smell Like Bi-Way Shoes
The new additions are as yet unnamed, but if anyone has suggestions (Must be a first and last name and reference heat in some way) please feel free to post them. I am thinking Walter Heater for mine, but it's not confirmed yet. This drawing is not fully accurate. I will confess to not actually having cartoon bubble eyes. But we did spend a good ten minutes sniffing the rubber and reminiscing about the smell of the Bi-Way shoe department. In a way that made everyone else slightly uncomfortable until we sheepishly ripped our noses away from the rubber. Also, the water bottles came with crazy knitted designer cozies. One with a maniacal acorn-thieving squirrel on it and mine with a deranged and intensely creepy garden gnome holding what appears to be the sun. I obviously did not want to illustrate myself sniffing a creepy garden gnome, so I know you will all forgive me for my creative license.