Office Robot Eyes. Dey Are A-Burning.
Office Robot has been working too hard. So have I. We are both getting headaches and eye strain from staring at our computers too intently for too long. We need to take some more breaks.
Especially since I heard an interesting rumour that someone might have their eye on Office Robot. It's hard to say for sure, but I did think I saw them laughing (robot laughs sound like computer hums) in the photocopy room together. Hard to tell though since they are robots and they could have just been thinking. Robot thinking also makes a humming noise.
Robots are so hard to read.
Plus since my eyes and head have been hurting so often, I am useless as a matchmaker. I might have to put Kayla on the case. She's the best office sleuth I know. Office Sleuthing skills could easily translate into office matchmaking skills...
Or should we not meddle at all? Keep in mind that it's mid-winter and all Canadians have to do in winter is meddle in other people's business.
Background office image from here.