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Amanda Farquharson is a fine artist from Dundas, Ontario. Her work is cheerful, colourful, bright, and explores themes of nature, family, animals, and memory.

I Don't Care What You Say, It Does Not Smell Like Worms

I Don't Care What You Say, It Does Not Smell Like Worms

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Every year April comes again. And every year in April, Brenna claims that she smells worms when it's raining. Sometimes, even when we are living in different cities, I get texts about it.

Brenna: I smell.... Brenna: WORMS! Amanda: NO YOU DON'T AND I AM GOING TO KILL YOU.

Yes. The rain has caused my arms to grow to ape-like proportions. I don't want to talk about it. Or my gnome-like raincoat, which actually does have a pointy hood exactly like this.

I maintain and will always maintain that that earthy smell is the smell of THE EARTH, and that it comes out more when it rains the same way that dogs are more pungent in water.

Kamikaze Laundry Days at the Zen Apartment

Kamikaze Laundry Days at the Zen Apartment

Unwanted Fish Paintings Are Like Those Unexpectedly Tasteless Clementines In The Big Box of Clementines

Unwanted Fish Paintings Are Like Those Unexpectedly Tasteless Clementines In The Big Box of Clementines

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