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How Not To Wake Up On Moving Day

Do not wake up on moving day in a complete panic. Not that this is new news to me. I have woken up in panics before and it never ends well. But this time I was so sure I would wake up calm, trot over to Crema for a delicious Americano and sail back to my apartment ready to take on the day. Ha!

Instead my first thought as I opened my eyes was: "REMEMBER THAT TIME THAT YOU HAD THAT INCIDENT WITH THE CRISPY CHINESE NOODLES? You probably never got them all and when someone moves your bed they are going to find them AND JUDGE YOU!!!"