All tagged robot

Old Ladies in Space

I love costume parties like I love loudly singing to myself on my bicycle. Which is to say: A LOT. Although I have a costuming background and was a seamstress for a few years, I am completely impatient and lazy when it comes to crafting my own costumes. The planning, patience and time required to craft a truly amazing outfit is beyond me. It's like there is an amazing sliding scale of standards in my mind that means that after one hour of labour on a costume for myself, I am suddenly willing to settle for being a paper bag princess. Every year.

Office Robot Eyes. Dey Are A-Burning.

Office Robot has been working too hard. So have I. We are both getting headaches and eye strain from staring at our computers too intently for too long. We need to take some more breaks. Especially since I heard an interesting rumour that someone might have their eye on Office Robot. It's hard to say for sure, but I did think I saw them laughing (robot laughs sound like computer hums) in the photocopy room together. Hard to tell though since they are robots and they could have just been thinking. Robot thinking also makes a humming noise.

Robots are so hard to read.

We're In The Elevator - Break It Down!

When I got in the elevator the other day I surprised someone in the middle of a dance move! He looked embarrassed but I was in love with the idea of dancing in the elevator when you are on it by yourself. Or with coworkers. Or the CEO. Okay, maybe if it's the CEO, restrain yourself. But otherwise, why spend your time standing there and being boring? Plus elevators can have some really great mirror effects going on that make even the most mundane dancing seem awesome.