Allison and I were having lunch last week as she was temping near my office. She works near the water so one day we went to watch the ferries go back and forth to the islands while munching. The seagulls near the ferry are feisty little scavengers. I seriously think that one of them would try to peck off my toe if I fell asleep. I sleep with one eye open around seagulls like those.
One came super close to Allison and I, so she threw a huge chunk of her apple at it in warning. To our complete surprise, the seagull SWALLOWED THE ENTIRE CHUNK OF APPLE WHOLE.